( eudio ) cuddlr.

[missio]

MARCUS KEANE (52) Vatican-raised Catholic priest. Newly excommunicated. May as well enjoy it in some capacity. Men preferred for those interested in something more than friendly acquaintance.

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Comments

[deathstouch]

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May I ask for what reason you were excommunicated?

[missio]

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Threatened an associate at gunpoint. It was all very dramatic.

[deathstouch]

That does seem quite an extreme.

[missio]

The situation was desperate and he was being a wanker. If it helps.

[vexy]

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insert 'forgive me father 4 i have sinned' pick-up line here?? how do u feel abt rebels or do u prefer the quiet types?

Vatican tho do u speak italian?

[missio]

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For future reference, if someone says they haven't heard it, they're lying, and if they say it didn't work on them, they're probably still lying.

Might have more in common with the rebellious sort. That doesn't rule out quiet entirely, but I certainly didn't come here to stop and smell the roses.

Among other things. Been round a bit.

[vexy]

lol! i like that.

i've been round too. how'd you like to pop over & whisper some prayers into my ear? ;-)

[missio]

Are you always this by-the-numbers? Just curious.

[pythianwoman]

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And what about those looking for someone to go out drinking with? Which might fall under friendly acquaintances, I suppose. With more bar fights.

[missio]

It actually falls under the best sort of acquaintances. I do enjoy closing a place out.

[pythianwoman]

You might be just my kind of priest. There are a considerable amount of bars to choose from in Eudio.

I think we should visit some of them.

slams in here

[init]

( blorp )

True. I'd wager they might have more than most.

We make our own gods, in any case.

( what's that smell? iiiiiiiiit's a god complex! )

[missio]

I think it’s harder than it sounds. Did you try making yours?

[init]

Self-made hardship always is.

Mine bears a startling resemblance to my own reflection. :)

( hahahHAHAHah aha aaha guess who isn't even kidding )

[missio]

[ well this will either be very interesting or very dumb.

or both ]

Poetic, are we?

[cosmik]

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what about ppl who dont have a gender

[missio]

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I like to demonstrate a little flexibility, sure.

[cosmik]

ok now that we have established this i also have to ask

what about gymnastic flexibility

[missio]

I tend not to disappoint.

o gud another daddy

[redhott]

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did you leave yourself or were you asked to leave?

kyle. kyle pls

[missio]

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Asked. Very politely. With severance.

kyle pls yes

[redhott]

oh sorry to hear that
I didnt know you could get kicked out of the priesthood

[allmypast]

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If I might ask, what does Vatican mean?

[missio]

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It’s a nation unto itself within the borders of Rome. Spiritual home of the Catholic Church. It’s where I grew up and entered the service of the church.

[allmypast]

My apologies, I wasn't familiar with the word and hadn't realized it was a place. I'm Edward and it's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you don't mind my saying this, but you're very bold about your preferences. It's an admirable quality.